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Raytheon Employee Going To Be Pissed If Bonus Just Missile Again

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Raytheon Employee Going To Be Pissed If Bonus Just Missile Again
WALTHAM, MA—Saying he was sick and tired of getting shortchanged by the defense contractor, Raytheon employee Dennis McCormick confirmed Wednesday that he was going to be pissed if his holiday bonus this year turned out to be a missile again. “Those cheap bastards had better pony up some actual cash instead of just throwing us a token cruise missile like they did last time,” said McCormick, explaining that his team had recently landed a major contract in the Syria conflict and he expected to receive something better than the surplus precision-targeted weapons systems he had been given as a bonus...
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